Although there have been a few previous, this is the first since I started this blog so the driver of a silver Ford Focus, registration number FY06 ZSG gets the dubious ‘honour’ of being the first recorded tosser on my list.
This idiot decided he needed to get as close to the kerb as he could possibly get while negotiating the roundabout at the bottom of Rumney Hill as I was cycling into work today; the trouble being the twat hadn’t yet passed me, and only stopped getting closer (about 2 inches from my pedals) as the loud “OI!” permeated his tiny brain.
This is a thankfully rare occurrence so my reactions were more instinct than thought but in future I hope to be able to keep some presense of mind enough to kick the bastard’s door or, when I get even more malicious and confident, to put a few nice circle marks on his/her paintwork via my pedals. That’d certainly make twats like that think twice before cutting up a cyclist in future!
