{"id":53,"date":"2006-09-10T02:35:43","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T01:35:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.colinjones.co.uk\/?p=53"},"modified":"2006-09-10T02:35:43","modified_gmt":"2006-09-10T01:35:43","slug":"roll-of-tosserdom-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.colinjones.co.uk\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Roll of Tosserdom – Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Although there have been a few previous, this is the first since I started this blog so the driver of a silver Ford Focus, registration number FY06 ZSG gets the dubious ‘honour’ of being the first recorded tosser on my list.<\/p>\n

This idiot decided he needed to get as close to the kerb as he could possibly get while negotiating the roundabout at the bottom of Rumney Hill as I was cycling into work today; the trouble being the twat hadn’t yet passed me, and only stopped getting closer (about 2 inches from my pedals) as the loud “OI!” permeated his tiny brain.<\/p>\n

This is a thankfully rare occurrence so my reactions were more instinct than thought but in future I hope to be able to keep some presense of mind enough to kick the bastard’s door<\/strong> or, when I get even more malicious and confident, to put a few nice circle marks on his\/her paintwork via my pedals. That’d certainly make twats like that think twice before cutting up a cyclist in future!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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